Given the depth of my readership, I was surprised when somebody complained about me making poking fun at Ryan Dunn’s death. So I will clarify. I am sorry he is dead. I am also sorry that Elvis is dead. I am poking fun at Fox News. I wish all family and friends of Mr Dunn didn’t have to go through something so horrible.
That is all.
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Apparently, 'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn
died in a car accident after a night of
heavy drinking and high-speed
debauchery.
Citing TMZ as their source
FOX NEWS speculates
that Dunn may
STILL BE ALIVE!
I haven't been this disturbed with the
supporting proof for the Law of
Universal Irony since Travis Coates
put a bullet in Old Yeller.
died in a car accident after a night of
heavy drinking and high-speed
debauchery.
Citing TMZ as their source
FOX NEWS speculates
that Dunn may
STILL BE ALIVE!
I haven't been this disturbed with the
supporting proof for the Law of
Universal Irony since Travis Coates
put a bullet in Old Yeller.
